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1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'3"
2. Have you ever been cheated on?
Um, sorta, depending on how one would count that one thing...
3. Do you own a gun?
Wouldn't you like to know, Mr. Attorney General Gonzalez?
4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
Buggerit! Buggerit! Millennium hand and shrimp!
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Aren't they made from chopped-up gangsters?
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Just water will do me
9. How many push-ups can you do?
Push... ups...?
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
I'm weird enough without drugs, thanks
11. Do you like DisneyWorld?
Only in the off-season
12. Do you like the rain?
Sure, with proper drainage
13. Do you own a knife?
Well, I've got this nice breadknife, could probably mess someone up with it if that's where you're going with that
14. What do you smell like?
Graphite, for some reason
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
15. Do you have A.D.D.?...