I have an intense craving for peanut-butter toast.
This is a problem because there is naturally no peanut butter in the house, yes, but it's a bigger problem because the reason there is no peanut butter in the house is that I realized about ten years ago that peanuts make me feel ill, and I accordingly cut them out of my diet before I got to the point of going into anaphylactic shock.
I really wish I believed in a Creator of some sort, so I could sue Him for shoddy manufacturing standards. This is just unreasonable.
This is a problem because there is naturally no peanut butter in the house, yes, but it's a bigger problem because the reason there is no peanut butter in the house is that I realized about ten years ago that peanuts make me feel ill, and I accordingly cut them out of my diet before I got to the point of going into anaphylactic shock.
I really wish I believed in a Creator of some sort, so I could sue Him for shoddy manufacturing standards. This is just unreasonable.