Argh. ARGH. Argh.

...Crap, now it's the sump pump's turn to have another fit. Which I discovered right after getting into the shower. And this time the blockage is such that it's backing up into the drain by the water heater, IE in the hallway. I'm going to go pee in a bucket now and climb into bed with the blankets pulled way up until the Plumber Simulants arrive in the morning. *grumble* Not having a Good Week, no.