And for the "Things Wot I Missed Whilst I Was Dead" file, um... yeah. Anybody got anything that would scrub that image out of my brain? For that matter, what have I missed with y'all, any births, marriages, deaths, Nobel prize nominations...?
And as proof that I didn't completely waste my enforced vacation from the internet, I submit the following:

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Beware Of Teh Cute )

Yeah, so, okay, the actual knitting happened back in March, but the sewing-together-of-zillions-of-bits needed just the right combination of nerves and stir-crazy, apparently. Since they're so obviously the red dragon of Wales and the white Saxon dragon, I've named them Ianto and Owen (which is probably why they appear to be having a small plushy orgy in all of the pictures, dammit), and I note with amusement that Owen's button-eyes were bought at a yarn shop in England, while Ianto's are vintage from the family button-box. I believe this is eminently appropriate to the spirit of the thing.
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