Gee, I wonder if this is why I can't get a date.

I would say that 37/38 means that damn, do I need a vacation. Or perhaps a lobotomy. And it probably means something that the one I did forget was poor Ricky, erm, Mickey...

But maybe not THIS much.

BTW, regarding my final arrangements... And I shall be very disappointed if it isn't bigger on the inside, so get cracking on that research.