...Man, if I could wear jewelry without inevitably doing myself and/or it violence at some point I would totally be begging for this pendant. (I mean, sloth! Dude! Sloth! Onna chain!) Fortunately, I have learned over the years that shiny things only end in tears around me, so I can resist the temptation to want to spend money that's nonexistent anyway. But I can sure as hell sit here going "Ooo, shiiiny" for a while longer...
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