Needy. Very needy. But cute.

[robling_t]

Okay, I've finally cracked:

• Samantha needs adoptive parents who are willing to meet her needs for structure.
  
• Samantha needs to develop material for a multi-media environment.
  
• Samantha needs a professional painter.
  
• Samantha needs to live with responsable adult(s), who understand Chow Chows.
  
• Samantha needs money.
  
• Samantha Needs Some Prayers.
  
• Samantha needs to have OAC physics and either OAC algebra or OAC calculus.
  
• Samantha needs to learn to do this to save her own life.
  
• Samantha needs a new home!
  
• Now all Samantha needs is someone to love.
  
• Samantha needs a laptop.
  
• Samantha needs her day in court.
  
• Samantha needs to ask senior management to support these efforts.
  
• Samantha needs more medical attention than you are equipped or qualified to give her.
  
• Samantha needs to know exactly what puberty will do to her body and her mind.
  
• Samantha needs a better looking guy than pete.
  

...One could probably start seeing a halfway coherent narrative in that. At least at this hour of the morning.