BTW: How does Noon-O-Kabab grab y'all as a possible venue for the Midlife Crisis of Doom birthday party on the 23rd? It would probably mean a fairly early start to the proceedings, since this is a Friday night we're talking about and they don't take reservations, but it's the most convenient thing to transit that I've thought of so far, with the bonus of not being ten zillion miles from my house. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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