Inquiring Minds ought to be in bed

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• New Thing Learned for 2 April: Glee gum is currently the only non-synthetic gum on the market, meaning -- wait for it -- that there's no longer any chicle in Chiclets. [Source: that Food Network show with the guy from "Double Dare".]
  
  
• New Thing Learned for 3 April: Roger Ebert has been the Sun-Times's film critic for forty years, which would explain why I can't remember a time when he wasn't around. [Source: column of 2 April 2007.]

Out of curiosity, since there's some stupid yogurt ad featuring it lately and this has kind of been bugging me late at night --

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