Bellylaugh of the day, from a knittingdaily.com email:

We're puzzled because we thought that we WERE providing "plus sizing" for many of our knitting and crochet designs


(For the record, when KD's parent magazine came a few days ago I was heard to mutter "these models have no BOOBS", and not just the once.) Alas, their survey only allowed me to register my 50" rib-rack, and not to elaborate that I am far, far from being the Jayne Mansfield of my guild, either...
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