Bellylaugh of the day, from a knittingdaily.com email:
(For the record, when KD's parent magazine came a few days ago I was heard to mutter "these models have no BOOBS", and not just the once.) Alas, their survey only allowed me to register my 50" rib-rack, and not to elaborate that I am far, far from being the Jayne Mansfield of my guild, either...
We're puzzled because we thought that we WERE providing "plus sizing" for many of our knitting and crochet designs
(For the record, when KD's parent magazine came a few days ago I was heard to mutter "these models have no BOOBS", and not just the once.) Alas, their survey only allowed me to register my 50" rib-rack, and not to elaborate that I am far, far from being the Jayne Mansfield of my guild, either...