I think I've got the scanning question resolved (and in the process figured out just why trying Kinko's hadn't occurred to me initially...); behold, Trevor and Jason's business-card:

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It needs further touching-up, as one can see even from this thumbnail, but that, at least, I can do in-house. So one technological hurdle down, about a dozen to go. (There will, eventually, be t-shirts of similar design. If the Artist and I both survive the process.)

And speaking of being defeated by technology, the neighbors have now bunged up hose #3 and sprayer #4. For anybody who may be keeping count, that body-count is all within 5 growing-seasons... Do other people's gardens need to budget for annual hose replacement?
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