The down side of the cyborg lifestyle:
| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 83.3% Never taken out of the packaging | 65% |
| Shamelessness | 97.6% Has yet to see self in mirror | 79.4% |
| Sex Drive | 100% | 77.7% |
| Straightness | 100% | 44.9% |
| Gayness | 100% | 83.5% |
| Fucking Sick | 98.2% Refreshingly normal | 89.9% |
| You are 95.91% pure Average Score: 72.6% | ||