and sometimes the bear gets you

[robling_t]

Me, considering a technical issue regarding the consumption of supper: Um, this may not be the point to mention it, but there aren't any clean forks.

Mum: Yes, there are, the stuff in the dishwasher's clean.

Me: Well, if I'd known that, I wouldn't have had to eat my chicken with a spoon this morning.

Mum: ...You're lucky I don't have a blog.