...And you know my feelings about that.

[robling_t]

Muse is still hard at work, lovingly hand-crafting one of the most goddamned disturbing second dates I hope I'm ever going to have to put my figurative name on (it may actually be worse than "Owen and Andy And Andy's Shiny Handcuffs", which I still haven't been able to keep a straight face long enough to finish writing up {shudder}), but she took a research break to inform me that the werewolves' Mum and Dad live where they do because Mum teaches Norwegian and Swedish at a nearby college.

Trevor is sensing a trip to IKEA. {headdesk}