Memage, because the results made me LOL:

Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.


"In all, 40,000 shotguns were purchased by the US government in World War I, and many of them made it to the trenches, where they served their users well."



...Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to provide a plausible interpretation of this result in the comments. Or to explain what this book is and why it was on my desk, whichever story is funnier.
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