Oh, and, um, there was some sort of awards show the other night, I think that's what it was, I made notes and everything...
[unfolds small square of paper]
"I want Jamie Lee Curtis's haircut."
[pauses, looks at paper again, crumples it up]
...Um, that's all I could really come up with, sorry. Other than that image the night's rather a blur of the names of everyone in New Zealand except the sheep. Although since I stopped really paying attention after a while the sheep might have been thanked as well --
[cruel remark about sheep redacted]
...Err, well, darn five-second delay. Anyway. I suppose I can't sulk too hard over RotK getting the past-performance-is-no-indicator-of-future-results pity-votes, since at least it's taken down a barrier that needed to be taken down for the sake of my own grandiose Master Plan, but I do insist on sulking about the Editing award. And the Adapted Screenplay award, come to think of it. I'll be in my trailer...
[unfolds small square of paper]
"I want Jamie Lee Curtis's haircut."
[pauses, looks at paper again, crumples it up]
...Um, that's all I could really come up with, sorry. Other than that image the night's rather a blur of the names of everyone in New Zealand except the sheep. Although since I stopped really paying attention after a while the sheep might have been thanked as well --
[cruel remark about sheep redacted]
...Err, well, darn five-second delay. Anyway. I suppose I can't sulk too hard over RotK getting the past-performance-is-no-indicator-of-future-results pity-votes, since at least it's taken down a barrier that needed to be taken down for the sake of my own grandiose Master Plan, but I do insist on sulking about the Editing award. And the Adapted Screenplay award, come to think of it. I'll be in my trailer...
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