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The "you can call me Ray..." meme, from various sources most recently ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dargie:
If you call me "Robling" with a short o, I will direct you to this entry.
If you call me "Robling" with a long o, then you've been reading my LJ at least semi-regularly for a while, perhaps long enough to be a Minion.
If you call me "Samantha", you're a local Minion who's cleared the hurdle of connecting the realname to the LJname, which is something I occasionally have trouble with myself.
If you call me "Sam", then I went to school with you, didn't I?
If you call me "Miss Samantha", you had better be a cute Southern boy.
If you call me "Miss", I will ignore you, or flee, depending on how hard you look like you're trying to sell me something or convert me to your religion.
If you call me "Ma'am", I will be insulted, and ignore you.
If you call me "Sir", I will laugh at you behind your back for days, and ignore you. Although statistically speaking this happens more often than I'd like.
dargie:If you call me "Robling" with a short o, I will direct you to this entry.
If you call me "Robling" with a long o, then you've been reading my LJ at least semi-regularly for a while, perhaps long enough to be a Minion.
If you call me "Samantha", you're a local Minion who's cleared the hurdle of connecting the realname to the LJname, which is something I occasionally have trouble with myself.
If you call me "Sam", then I went to school with you, didn't I?
If you call me "Miss Samantha", you had better be a cute Southern boy.
If you call me "Miss", I will ignore you, or flee, depending on how hard you look like you're trying to sell me something or convert me to your religion.
If you call me "Ma'am", I will be insulted, and ignore you.
If you call me "Sir", I will laugh at you behind your back for days, and ignore you. Although statistically speaking this happens more often than I'd like.