As suggested by [livejournal.com profile] rollick and [livejournal.com profile] cassielsander on the inspiration of [livejournal.com profile] nihilistic_kid, herewith a typical post from the pages of the Diary has been rendered in its essential outlines:



The Prequel's Progress: bugger-all because I spent the night on LJ instead. Characters have been pestering me to make them sandwiches.

Walked hither and yon on an errand that turned out to be futile, but it's the only way I get any exercise so hey. Came home, knitted something, went to bed at absurd hour of the morning. Now off to stand around ineffectually in the guise of helping someone move.


Still not Pope.





Now go update your lj with a generic post that fits the tenor of your journal!
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