A poem on the Occasion of a Birthday

[robling_t]

Fishnets and pearls? A piercing that works?
A victory speech from the late Howard Dean?
What do you get when you haven't got much
but a LiveJournal next to this cinnajess scene?
While we all know that sure, it's a job she'd like best,
if we had one to give to our cinnajess,
And a date with a guy who's a little less manic
would cheer up our favorite satanic mechanic --
we've only got words, on this end of the hall,
and I rapidly fear that we've used up them all!
But we know that her heart's not three sizes too small,
and cinnajess knows she's our
best
Friend
of
all...
so Words she shall have!
And what Words they will be!
Words of great beauty! and power! and F-R-E-E-!
(Because cinnajess knows we're all as broke as she.)
Which is all to tell you that Hallmark can just go
piss
up
a
tree,
since this is this year's card that you're getting from Me.

...Well, what did you expect, it's Seuss 's 100th today as well... Just don't the rest of you go getting your hopes up for one of these. Hmph. Not made of poetry around here, you know.